Thursday, November 6, 2008
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Sunday, October 26, 2008
JAPLISH..HAHAHAHA
today i want to share about JAPLISH...what is JAPLISH??? see below..
sexual harrassment company????
MP3 PRAYER???
HAHAHAHA SOUL OUT !!
MAGAZINE??
HIGH PRICE!!
ALL ABOUT CARE
SMOKE
UPPSSS BREAST ROOM??
ERECTION
JUMPING AND LOCKED UP..
WATER
CHEESE FEAR
TISSUE
MALE MAN?? ERRRR.....
TOILET..
sexual harrassment company????
MP3 PRAYER???
HAHAHAHA SOUL OUT !!
MAGAZINE??
HIGH PRICE!!
ALL ABOUT CARE
SMOKE
UPPSSS BREAST ROOM??
ERECTION
JUMPING AND LOCKED UP..
WATER
CHEESE FEAR
TISSUE
MALE MAN?? ERRRR.....
TOILET..
Friday, October 24, 2008
KES CABUL MENANTU
Kes Mencabul Menantu [19sx]
Alor Setar - Seorang lelaki berumur 48 tahun telah ditahan polis hariini kerana telah mencabul kehormatan menantu perempuannya. Kejadian dikatakan berlaku lebih kurang pukul 11 pagi apabila tertuduh dikatakan telah masuk ke dlm bilik menantunya yg pd masa itu tinggal berseorangan kerana suaminya telah pergi bekerja.. Tertuduh kemudian dilaporkan telah memaksa mangsa menanggalkan bajunya lalu tertuduh telah meramas dan menghisap buah dada mangsa. Jiran2 dpt menangkap tertuduh setelah mendgr jeritan mangsa lalu membawanya ke balai polis.
Di balai polis, suami mangsa, iaitu anak lelaki tertuduh, terus meluru kpd ayahnya dgn perasaan marah bercampur kesal. C anak dgn menahan sabar berbaur kemarahan dgn nada suara menggigil kerana menahan amarah yg amat sgt, lalu bertanya kpd ayahnya, "Ayah... naper ayah buat camni ha? Ayah dah hilang akal ke? Tk malu ke? Mana kami nak letak muka, ayah? Kenapa ayah? why? why? why?" Si ayah pun dgn tenang lagi selamba menjawab, "Ooh... malu konon... apa yang nak dimalukan?" Berdesing telinga si anak apabila mendengar jawapan ayahnya. "Apa??!! Tkmalu??!!! Badan si anak menggeletar teramat kerana cuba menahan marah. "Dah tu... ... " tempelak si ayah, "yg kau tu dulu hisap buah dada bini aku, aku tak kisah pun.
Takkan skang ni aku nak hisap buah dada bini kau pun tk bleh Kena adil laaa!!!"
Si anak terus jadi sawan mendgr jawapan ayahnya.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ... !!!!
Alor Setar - Seorang lelaki berumur 48 tahun telah ditahan polis hariini kerana telah mencabul kehormatan menantu perempuannya. Kejadian dikatakan berlaku lebih kurang pukul 11 pagi apabila tertuduh dikatakan telah masuk ke dlm bilik menantunya yg pd masa itu tinggal berseorangan kerana suaminya telah pergi bekerja.. Tertuduh kemudian dilaporkan telah memaksa mangsa menanggalkan bajunya lalu tertuduh telah meramas dan menghisap buah dada mangsa. Jiran2 dpt menangkap tertuduh setelah mendgr jeritan mangsa lalu membawanya ke balai polis.
Di balai polis, suami mangsa, iaitu anak lelaki tertuduh, terus meluru kpd ayahnya dgn perasaan marah bercampur kesal. C anak dgn menahan sabar berbaur kemarahan dgn nada suara menggigil kerana menahan amarah yg amat sgt, lalu bertanya kpd ayahnya, "Ayah... naper ayah buat camni ha? Ayah dah hilang akal ke? Tk malu ke? Mana kami nak letak muka, ayah? Kenapa ayah? why? why? why?" Si ayah pun dgn tenang lagi selamba menjawab, "Ooh... malu konon... apa yang nak dimalukan?" Berdesing telinga si anak apabila mendengar jawapan ayahnya. "Apa??!! Tkmalu??!!! Badan si anak menggeletar teramat kerana cuba menahan marah. "Dah tu... ... " tempelak si ayah, "yg kau tu dulu hisap buah dada bini aku, aku tak kisah pun.
Takkan skang ni aku nak hisap buah dada bini kau pun tk bleh Kena adil laaa!!!"
Si anak terus jadi sawan mendgr jawapan ayahnya.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ... !!!!
WHEN A GIRL..
When A Girl
When a GIRL is quiet ... millions of things are running in her mind . When a GIRL is not arguing ... she is thinking deeply. When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions ... she is wondering how long you will be around. When a GIRL answers " I'm fine " after a few seconds ... she is not at all fine .
When a GIRL stares at you ... she is wondering why you are lying . When a GIRL lays on your chest ... she is wishing for you to be hers forever. When a GIRL wants to see you everyday... she wants to be pampered . When a GIRL says " I love you " ... she means it . When a GIRL says " I miss you "... no one in this world can miss you more than that .
Life only comes around once make sure u spend it with the right person .... Find a guy ... who calls you beautiful instead of hot . who calls you back when you hang up on him . who will stay awake just to watch you sleep . Wait for the guy who ... kisses your forehead . Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats . Who holds your hand in front of his friends . Who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you . Who turns to his friends and says, " That's her "
When a GIRL stares at you ... she is wondering why you are lying . When a GIRL lays on your chest ... she is wishing for you to be hers forever. When a GIRL wants to see you everyday... she wants to be pampered . When a GIRL says " I love you " ... she means it . When a GIRL says " I miss you "... no one in this world can miss you more than that .
Life only comes around once make sure u spend it with the right person .... Find a guy ... who calls you beautiful instead of hot . who calls you back when you hang up on him . who will stay awake just to watch you sleep . Wait for the guy who ... kisses your forehead . Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats . Who holds your hand in front of his friends . Who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you . Who turns to his friends and says, " That's her "
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